Take your pick Whirly, what do you think is more likely? You do know what sarcasm is correct?

Heard of it once.

“We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we are aware of”…..

Considering the rich history of theft by military members, its a tough call.

But I’ll bet we see these items on the battlefield somewhere soon.
Luckily there were no stingers listed. Not that I’m flying anytime soon.

But at least it was just M4’s and Glocks, not like it was a bunch of M14’s and 1911’s, something worth stealing.