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Ninjas could not sneak up on my Chihuahua/Rat Terrier Mix and whenever he hears something the Basset Hound starts baying too.

My neighbors already know I am not a man to be messed with. I have dragged more than one unruly child home and asked the parents to deal with him before I do. They also know I am the go to guy in a crisis. My son and I put out a vehicle fire 30 minutes before the fire department showed up and I have taken care of auto accident victims until help arrived.

In both instances everyone was just standing around talking about what was happening. I immediately started giving orders and organized everyone to handle the situations.