I’ve got to hand it to you, Tec! Now that’s the kind of global, all-encompassing paranoia I was talking about in the earlier post, not just short term, situational paranoia. I’m in awe – and seeking to transcend to, and achieve that level of paranoia for my own safety. LOL! 
Seriously, in today’s absurdly crazy world, there’s a fine line (sometimes not even discernible) difference between absurdity, satire, and stark reality. And I’m not entirely certain which category your scenario fits. Sad.