Whirlibird, how can you say such things? Why, just look at South Africa! Everything’s stable down there now, thanks to Saint Nelson. You never hear about any problems down there anymore. Even our own beloved Saint Barry went down to pay our last respects on behalf of the nation. And play with the Danish Prime Minister. [sarc/OFF]
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