I have it on reliable authority that old age begins at 85 these days. Actually though I think it’s more like 90.
I would very much appreciate it if you could convey that to my body. It isn’t listening to the part of my brain that is still in denial.
"Ye hear of wars in far countries, and you say that there will soon be great wars in far countries, but ye know not the hearts of men in your own land."