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L Tecolote
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Politics 101 for Aspiring Politicians:

  1. 1. If your constituents have no problems, then you have a problem. Therefore, never “solve” their problem, unless you can replace it with a bigger one. Better yet, don’t solve any — you never know when an old one will come in handy.
  2. 2. If what you’re promising isn’t a lie, then what you’re doing isn’t politics.
  3. 3. It’s always the other guy’s fault.

Cry, "Treason!"

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