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Oh, yeah. Ted Nugent. One heartbeat away from the office of President of the United States. The man that described the 30 day period between receipt of his draft notice and actual reporting, “I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up.”

Great choice! [sarc/OFF]