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Anonymous
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Oh, how I’d love to see Jeff Foxworthy (or someone that can do a good imitation of him) presenting a “You might be a terrorist” routine:

If you –
• Go to church (particularly a Christian one) more than a couple of times per year…
• Think the Constitution really is the law of the land…
• Think the framers of the Constitution actually produced a brilliant document…
• Believe that the 2nd Amendment applies to individual citizens, not just the National Guard…
• Believe that taking the life of an unborn child for the convenience of the mother is wrong…
• Believe that the Patriot Act is government over-reach at some of its “best”…
• Believe that you have the right to see a warrant before any government entity searches your house, car, or person…
• Believe the economy simply cannot sustain itself as currently structured…
• Believe that you (should) have the right to sell your home to anyone you want – and choose NOT to sell your home to anyone you don’t want to…
• Believe that property ownership is a right not to be taken away in favor of a Trump casino…
• Believe that “pen and a cell phone” legislating is unconstitutional…
• Believe that executive orders, if/when issued, can only LEGALLY be applied to employees of the Executive Branch…
• Exercise your right to carry concealed for personal protection…
• Actually believe that the powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people…
• Actually believe that the enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people…
• Believe you have (1) the right to a speedy trial; (2) the right to a public trial; (3) the right to an impartial jury; (4) the right to be informed of pending charges; (5) the right to confront and to cross-examine adverse witnesses; (6) the right to compel favorable witnesses to testify at trial through the subpoena power of the judiciary; and (7) the right to legal counsel…
• Think that monitoring of your every phone conversation, email, Skype session, (not so)private message, web site visited, etc., complete with never-ending storage in the big “warehouse” in Utah is unconstitutional…
• Believe the government cannot compel you to violate a closely held religious conviction such as performing or assisting in an abortion…
• Have bumper stickers on your vehicle with a political theme, or perhaps a flag in front of your house with a political message…
• Are a combat veteran…
• Believe that massive federal ownership of lands (particularly in western states) goes far beyond what the Founders intended…
• Believe the original means outlined in the Constitution for raising taxes is just fine…
• Believe the Federal Reserve is unconstitutional…
• Believe the regulation of all kinds of things through the “commerce clause” is unconstitutional…
• [add what else should go here, though this could easily get out of hand, with so many domestic terrorists in this group…]

YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST!