I am a Kung Fu Master at gallows humor. Nobody likes to hear anyone just b*tch for its’ own sake… so try I mix in a good portion of wry humor as best I can. Or sarcasm. Or whatever else I can muster. I pronounced the 50 cal. ammo cans “Better than a pot of coffee” as far as waking someone up in the morning…

This morning, we found 3 mules – not ours – standing in our driveway. (I immediately asked where Clint Eastwood and Shirley MacLaine were…. nobody got the reference… oh well). Spent about half an hour running around in the pea-soup-thick fog and mist in my PJ’s and house shoes with our neighbor trying to round them up. It was like some weird version of Blind Man’s Bluff… me yelling “Marco!” every once in awhile.

Never a dull day…

The wicked flee when none pursueth..." - Proverbs 28:1