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when I lived in London I used to sleep with a dagger under my pillow. The chap who broke in used an axe. The dagger would have been a poor choice of tool.. , fortunately i was out at the time. The neighbours came around the following day to complain about the noise the axe made; they thought I was playing loud music.These days I keep a powerful torch by the bed – if they cant see they are pretty useless.