I have a friend who has no mobile phone, no computer, no tablet, no internet, no GPS or anything other than a copper wire fixed line telephone at home. He watches TV or DVDs but no streaming stuff, and certainly doesn’t go online and tell anyone what he thinks about anything. He also managed to prevent the power company installing a smart meter.

Sometimes I wonder if he might have been smarter than me.

Bugs Bunny: "I speak softly, but I carry a big stick."
Yosemite Sam: "Oh yeah? Well I speak LOUD! and I carry a BIGGER stick! and I use it, too!" BAM!