<div class=”d4p-bbp-quote-title”>MountainBiker wrote:</div>Novus Ordo, if you kept the interior of your vehicle as messy as my truck is, hiding money is real easy. Just pick spots that you have a reasonably good chance of remembering where they are. Inside the house a good spot to hide money is in envelopes taped to the backs of photos hanging on the wall. A perfect $1,000 is 30 $20 bills, and 25 each $10′s, $5′s, and $1′s.
You’re a nice person, but do you realize you just told the cops where you keep your money?
Think “asset forfeiture”.