Okay, fine. The IRS’s computer suffered from “Massive Spontaneous Existence Failure” (any Hitchhiker fans here?) and allllll those emails are gone…

So, just have Congress call up the Dark Lord that runs the NSA. That evil bastard has copies of all the emails everyone has sent in the United States going back YEARS… surely he has easy access to those “lost” emails Lerner sent and received, right?

Can’t believe nobody in Congress has thought of this yet…. guess they’re Congressmen and Senators because they turned down the job offer from NASA…

The wicked flee when none pursueth..." - Proverbs 28:1