I work as a gunsmith.
I jump in the pickup (old beater, no electronics)
After grabbing ammo and whichever guns I feel like dragging home.
I drive less than 2 miles, picking up the kids on the way home.
By now, someone may have noticed what happened, maybe.

I get home, let the dogs out, unload the pickup and sit back and relax until the wife gets home. The Sheriffs department will be bringing them home by horseback or snowmobile, depending on the season.