Death Wish 3?
A ballbat in a umbrella stand is not a ‘weapon’, just a handy place to store it. How can anyone complain?Start collecting antique swords and other medieval weapons.
For the more adventurous:
For more ‘range’ a couple of pieces of pipe that handily fit together with a pipecap, that a shotshell happens to fit within may be the cheapest and best answer.
Not that I’m advocating anything illegal.