You know what I would pay good money to see?

Some guy lost at sea or something with no water to drink… BUT! He can give himself a saltwater enema and absorb water that way and stay alive.

Could you all imagine that segment?

Bear Grylls: “Right. Now, I’ve got no water to drink and I’ve already drank my own piss and I’m bordering on dehydration, so… it’s hard to speak because my tongue is swollen…. so, what I am going to do is rig up a field-expedient saltwater enema to stay alive… “

I would pay real money to watch that! BAHH-HAHAHAH!!!

The wicked flee when none pursueth..." - Proverbs 28:1