LOL , better be sure you like what you plant A LOT ! because a full grown nut tree can produce a great deal . Same with fruit trees , we used to have 14 fruit trees on a property we had at one time , they were old and established . It was a mixed variety of trees , pear, nectarine , plumb , fig , apricot , tangelo , grapefruit , orange , lemon . When the citrus went off , it was murder on my allergies , then the fruit came , it was hard for two people to keep up with it ……………..there was so much , that it was hard to even give it away . We ended up juicing a lot of it , just to get rid of it . After 3 years on that property , I was very glad to get rid of it .